SYNOPSIS: One professional football team must choose between two potential top draft picks: charismatic multiethnic finesse machine Lave Dash and salt-of-the-earth muscle monster Mervin Gufflinson the First. But when these two young legends join forces, it not only changes the game, but also all sports, and also the whole world, and maybe the entire universe. An insane comedy about masculinity, featuring an all-female cast.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5 @ 7:00 PM Central

Join us for a powerful, live reading via Zoom. The reading runs 90 minutes without an intermission. Following the reading, stay in our virtual space for a group discussion and share actions you can take. For more information, read our Backstage Guide in your browser or download pdf.

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Additional Resources

Women’s Sports Chicago – Chicago’s premiere organization for recreational women’s sports. They have something for women of all skill levels and currently offer soccer and basketball programs. Their mission is to help the everyday woman to feel strong and powerful through sports.

Chicago Foundation for Women – a nonprofit that invests in women and girls with the goal of building strong communities for all. Last year they funded more than 160 projects serving over 70,000 women, girls, transgender, and non-binary people across the Chicago region.

In Her Shoes Foundation – a Chicago-based nonprofit that is dedicated to making a positive impact on society by empowering women and girls.

Resources for Teachers and Parents

Lesson Plan for Teaching Masculinity – from The New York Times, this comprehensive lesson plan includes articles, definitions, discussion questions, videos, and activities on the topics of gender and masculinity.

Teaching Tolerance – website and magazine run by the Southern Poverty Law Center that provides free resources to educators, including dozens of lesson plans on gender and identity.

Creative Team’s Biographies

KRISTOFFER DIAZ he/him (playwright/director) is a playwright, screenwriter, musical librettist, and educator. His teaching interests include dramatic writing and contemporary US theater, with a special focus on new American plays and musicals. His play The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in Drama, and has gone on to more than thirty productions nationwide. Other full-length titles include Hercules (adapted from the Disney film for the Joseph Papp Public Theater’s Public Works program), Welcome to Arroyo’s, #therevolution, The Upstairs Concierge, and The Unfortunates. His work has been produced, commissioned, and developed at The Public Theater, Dallas Theater Center, Geffen Playhouse, Center Theatre Group, The Goodman, Second Stage, Victory Gardens, Oregon Shakespeare Festival, Actors Theatre of Louisville, American Theater Company, The Atlantic, InterAct, Mixed Blood, The Orchard Project, Hip-Hop Theater Festival, The Lark, Summer Play Festival, Donmar Warehouse, and South Coast Repertory, among many others. Awards include the Guggenheim, Jerome, Van Lier, NYFA, and Gail Merrifield Papp Fellowships; New York Times Outstanding Playwright Award; Lucille Lortel, Equity Jeff, and OBIE Awards; and the Future Aesthetics Artist Regrant, among others. As a screenwriter, Kristoffer adapted the musical Rent for the Fox network, wrote on the Netflix series GLOW, and has developed original television pilots for HBO and FX. Kristoffer holds a BA from New York University’s Gallatin School of Individualized Study, an MFA from NYU’s Department of Dramatic Writing, and an MFA from Brooklyn College’s Performing Arts Management program. He teaches in both Gallatin and the Department of Dramatic Writing at the Tisch School of the Arts, and has been the artist-in-residence for Gallatin’s Summer Theater Lab since 2012. Kristoffer sits on the board of New Dramatists (where he is an alumni playwright) and the council of the Dramatists Guild.

LORA LEE GAYER she/her (Mervin Gufflinson the First) BROADWAY: Holiday Inn (Roundabout Theatre Company); Doctor Zhivago (Broadway Theatre); Follies (Marquis Theatre). OFF BROADWAY: Pipe Dream (New York City Center Encores!); These Seven Sicknesses (Exit, Pursued by a Bear). REGIONAL: The Kennedy Center, The Ahmanson, Chicago Shakespeare Theater, Goodspeed Musicals, Shakespeare Theatre Company, Alliance Theatre, The Old Globe, La Jolla Playhouse, McCarter Theatre Center, Alley Theatre, Oregon Shakespeare Festival. FILM: The Post. TELEVISION: The Tick (Amazon Studios); House of Cards (Netflix); Law and Order: SVU (NBC); Little America (Apple TV+). EDUCATION: Carnegie Mellon University; Interlochen Arts Academy. AWARDS: Helen Hayes Award, Chita Rivera Award, NFAA finalist, National Arts and Letters Award, Lotte Lenya Young Artist Award. Lora Lee has performed both nationally and internationally with symphonies and orchestras. She is the founder of The Hysterical Womxn’s Society, a non-profit aimed to give platforms to those fighting for human rights. @LoraLee_Gayer

SULI HOLUM she/her (Coach & others) is a Philadelphia based theatre performer and creator. Currently a member of the Wilma Theatre’s HotHouse Company, she was a founding member of Pig Iron Theatre Company, and Co-Artistic Director of Stein | Holum Projects, whose works include Drama Desk-nominated Chimera, and The Wholehearted.  She recently launched Suli Holum/The Work, a Philadelphia-based incubator for live performance. A recipient of a Drama Desk Award, a TCG/Fox Resident Actor Fellowship, a Barrymore Award, an Independence Fellowship, and a NEFA Touring Grant, she is also an accomplished playwright, choreographer and director whose work has been supported by the Orchard Project, Actors Theatre of Louisville, Playwrights Horizons, New Dramatists, the Playwright’s Center, The Ground Floor at Berkeley Rep, and HERE, and presented by FringeArts, The Public Theatre/UTR, La Jolla Playhouse, Center Theatre Group, Z Space and The Gate (London).  She is currently pursuing her MFA in Creative Writing at Goddard College where she was the recipient of the 2020 Engaged Artist Award.  Upcoming: HBO’s Mare of Easttown.

MARIN IRELAND she/her (Marketing Guy & others) Theatre credits include Blue RidgeReasons to be Pretty (Theatre World Award, Tony nomination), The Big Knife, and After Miss Julie, both also on Broadway, IronboundKill FloorBlastedMarie AntoinetteSummer and Smoke, Three Sisters, and Cyclone (Obie Award), among others. Television and film work includes Light From LightThe IrishmanSneaky PeteGirlsHomelandMasters of SexThe DivideThe SlapSparrows DanceThe Family Fang28 Hotel RoomsIn the Radiant City, Hell or High Water, Glass Chin (Independent Spirit Award nomination), and Flint, in which she portrays activist Melissa Mays.

TAWNY NEWSOME she/her (Intern & others) is an actor, musician and podcaster most known for her role as Captain Angela Ali in Space Force (Netflix), Gabby Taylor in Brockmire (IFC), and voicing Ensign Mariner on Star Trek: Lower Decks (CBS All Access). She’s the co-host of The Pod Directive, the Official Star Trek Podcast, and the co-host of comedy-meets-culture pod Yo is This Racist? As a musician she’s released albums with longtime collaborator Jon Langford, and recently a completely diy record with Chicago musician and actor Bethany Thomas. An alum of the Second City main stage, Tawny currently lives in LA, after getting killed off all the ambulance shows in Chicago. @trondynewman on all the things.

MARIA-CHRISTINA OLIVERAS she/her (GM & others) is an actor, singer, educator and producer. Dedicated to new works, the majority of her work has been in world premieres. Broadway: Amelie (cast album), Machinal, and Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson. Off-Broadway credits include: Here Lies Love (Public; cast album); Pretty Filthy (Civilians; cast album); Taylor Mac’s 24 Decade… (St. Ann’s Warehouse); Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson (Public); Romeo and Juliet (Public); Zorba!  (Encores!). Regional: Kiss My Aztec! (Berkeley/La Jolla), Soft Power (CTG), El Huracan (Yale Rep), Williamstown, Long Wharf, Huntington, Baltimore Centerstage, Sundance, O’Neill, Powerhouse, among numerous others. Selected Film/TV: Matthew, Manhattan Night, St. VincentThe Blacklist, Madame Secretary, NCIS:NOLA.  Maria-Christina received her B.A. from Yale University and her M.F.A. in Acting from the National Theatre Conservatory.  She has taught and served as a guest speaker at NYU, Princeton, Fordham, Harvard, Primary Stages, Stella Adler, Broadway Workshop, and Kenyon, among others and currently serves on faculty at Wesleyan University and Yale University.

MAUREEN SEBASTIAN she/her (Lave Dash) studied acting at the University of Michigan’s School of Music and received a fellowship in playwriting at Columbia University. She has worked with Ensemble Studio Theatre, Vampire Cowboys, Ma-Yi Theatre Company, Second Stage, and Ars Nova in New York City. Regionally, Maureen has worked at the O’Neill Theatre Center, Berkeley Repertory, Arena Stage, and the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey, to name a few. Her television credits include Revolution (NBC), Chicago PD (NBC), American Gothic (CBS), Oasis (Amazon), Law & Order SVU (NBC), Prodigal Son (Fox), and Love Life (HBO Max). She is a member of Ma-Yi Theatre Company Writer’s Lab. Maureen also produces and creates podcasts: Gulp: Life in the Time of Coronavirus and A Guide to Freedom: A North Star Fund Podcast.

TAYLOR MCINTYRE she/her (stage directions) is an actress, writer, and producer based in New York City. She recently received her B.F.A from NYU Tisch School of the Arts where she trained with the Experimental Theatre Wing and Stonestreet Studios. During the whirlwind of 2020, Taylor co-founded Eudoxia Films, a small production company that approaches media production with a collaborative mindset to tell diverse stories. The company will launch early 2021. Find more about Taylor at

CARA PARRISH she/her (stage manager) is a proud Ensemble member of American Blues Theater where she is also the Office Manager / HR Coordinator. Chicago credits: Gem of the Ocean, Electra, Hard Problem, Photograph 51, Five Guys Named Moe, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Lady From the Sea (Court Theatre); WITCH, Port Authority, Yellow Moon, The Letters, The Caretaker, Death of a Streetcar Named Virginia Woolf, & The Blond, The Brunette, and the Vengeful Redhead (Writers Theatre); Too Heavy for Your Pocket & The Vibrator Play (TimeLine Theatre Company); James and the Giant Peach (Drury Lane Theatre Oakbrook); Jabari Dreams of Freedom (Chicago Children’s Theatre); Romeo and Juliet, Emma, (Chicago Shakespeare Theatre); Beauty’s Daughter,  & Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story (American Blues Theater). Cara is a proud member of Actors’ Equity Association.

We wish to express our gratitude to the Performers’ Unions (Actors’ Equity Association, American Guild of Musical Artists, American Guild of Variety Artists, SAG-AFTRA) through Theatre Authority, Inc. for their cooperation in permitting the artists to appear on this program.

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